maybe i can use this in writing 340...

well, this was posted on my other blog a few weeks ago, and i feel like it's an appropriate addition to this blog as well, so enjoy:

thesis: e! loves momagers. who love the tabloids.
A. kris kardashian
i. the episode with kim's rumored sex tape #2. when she called the police.
ii. kris signed the girls up to do a "girls gone wild" swimsuit shoot in mexico... if that isn't tabloid bait, i don't know what is.
ii. the episode when kim threatened to fire her mom for being a bad momager. and kris kried. i mean really, it was a krisis.
B. dina lohan
i. episode 1: "every morning i wake up, i get the paper, and i read the tabloids to see what they're saying about my daughter, LINDSAY LOHAN."
ii. episode 2: when dina almost had to fire ali's producer/their family friend/someone just as skeezy and famehungry as them, because he said something that "could have been interpreted" as negative to the tabloids.
iii. episode 3: when dina gave ali a "tabloids 101" lesson.
conclusion: a great drinking game would be to take a shot every time kim throws a hissy fit at her mom, or dina says the word "tabloid". ages 17-117. do not operate heavy machinery after playing this game.