maybe i can use this in writing 340...

well, this was posted on my other blog a few weeks ago, and i feel like it's an appropriate addition to this blog as well, so enjoy:

thesis: e! loves momagers. who love the tabloids.
A. kris kardashian
i. the episode with kim's rumored sex tape #2. when she called the police.
ii. kris signed the girls up to do a "girls gone wild" swimsuit shoot in mexico... if that isn't tabloid bait, i don't know what is.
ii. the episode when kim threatened to fire her mom for being a bad momager. and kris kried. i mean really, it was a krisis.
B. dina lohan
i. episode 1: "every morning i wake up, i get the paper, and i read the tabloids to see what they're saying about my daughter, LINDSAY LOHAN."
ii. episode 2: when dina almost had to fire ali's producer/their family friend/someone just as skeezy and famehungry as them, because he said something that "could have been interpreted" as negative to the tabloids.
iii. episode 3: when dina gave ali a "tabloids 101" lesson.
conclusion: a great drinking game would be to take a shot every time kim throws a hissy fit at her mom, or dina says the word "tabloid". ages 17-117. do not operate heavy machinery after playing this game.

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something that confuses me is ryan seacrest productions.  obviously, ryan seacrest is a doer and is arguably one of the busiest people in hollywood. and like, good for him.  you'd think with all that media clout, he could produce well-written, funny, charming and smart shows.  so, why "keeping up with the kardashians" (just another forum to promote kim's butt), "denise richards: its complicated" (trailer trash goes hollywood... haven't seen that one before), and now "bromance" (a cross between "the bachelor" and frat pledging)?

stick with "american idol", ryan... and get some sleep.