i'm bff with mk&a

last night, the olsens had a signing of their book, influence, at the borders in westwood.  since i've pretty much been participating in a parasocial relationship with them since the days of full house, i figured i might as well go.  

security was insaaaane, as you may or may not be able to tell from these pictures (courtesy of my friend meredith):

dealing with the security and the crazy long line was totes worth it, though, because the girls SIGNED MY BOOK, and i will forever know that ashley's signature looks like a sideways bird head.
the first question people have been asking me when they hear i was ONE FOOT AWAY from the olsens is whether they're really tiny in person.  i couldn't really tell because they were sitting and i was standing, but the one thing that struck me was how flawless their skin looked. 

perez disagrees, but whatevs.  i was there.